Thursday, March 10, 2005

"Jason"

Found this online. It's truly freaking me out. Whoever wrote this has some crazy insights! Happy to know, though...even if some parts are a little inaccurate, it's very interesting to read. Pinch of salt - just like a horoscope, eh?

"JASON m English, Greek Mythology (Latinized), Biblical
Pronounced: JAY-sun
From the Greek name Iason, which was derived from Greek iasthai "to heal". Jason was the leader of the Argonauts in Greek legend. He went in search of the Golden Fleece in order to win back his kingdom from his uncle Pelias. During his journeys he married the sorceress Medea, who helped him gain the fleece and kill his uncle, but who later turned against him when he fell in love with another woman. This name is also used in Acts in the New Testament to translate the Hebrew name Joshua.

The name of Jason has given you sensitivity and appreciation for the finer and deeper things in life. You can enjoy reading, study, and contemplation about many different subjects. When your interests or curiosity are aroused, you work intensely at new undertakings, but your interests often wane when you encounter drudgery and monotony, with the result that you leave many things unfinished. Your name has taken you into many bitter experiences. The greatest lack in your life is stability and peace of mind. A peaceful and quiet environment, especially out in nature, is one of your greatest desires, but you are constantly taken into chaotic conditions. Because you have high ideals and are a principled person, you have been disillusioned and disappointed in people on many occasions and have experienced much aloneness. You are fond of outdoor sports, where you can find an outlet for your nervous energy. Impulsiveness could bring frequent accidents and unfortunate happenings into your life. You do not like to be restricted or to have your freedom curtailed in any way. You find it difficult to control your thoughts and could swing in moods from one extreme to the other. Your speech can become very critical and sarcastic when you are frustrated or crossed. This name creates a weakness in the heart, lungs, and bronchial organs, and could cause heart trouble, pneumonia, asthma, or tuberculosis. It also creates tension in the nervous system, particularly the solar plexus and stomach, causing nervous indigestion and relative conditions."

My parents must have had quite some foresight if they chose Jason ('healer') deliberately...then again...I'm not a doctor yet - and it'll be quite some time before I actually start healing people!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hello compos mentis...

its me again, i went to kfc over the weekend and ate a big bargain bucket with lots of fries which was really quite tasty... i highly recommend that you try it! your body feels happy when you get lots of atherosclerotic plaque! there are happy sensors on the endothelial cells... they get stimulated when they are covered with plaque leading to excitation and release of androgens giving you increased libido and bushy moustache syndrome... conversely if you dont stimulate these receptors you get upregulation of oestrogen receptors causing feminisation and lactation.... therefore must eat lots of kfc

Anonymous said...

bonjour compos mentis!

its me again... how are you doing man... innit, east side! GANSTA!

you must be a gangsta like me.

wear a hooded top and say 'innit man' (like hugh - he's cool)

i know you guys hang out together a lot and do lots of cool things together, so you can probably go practice with hugh! cuz he can say innit like a guy from east london

Anonymous said...

hello jason (compos mentis)

its me again! as you can tell im really bored and i have an obsession with your life! i have been watching you and your sneaky movements around the saf building. your footsteps and your distinctive gait! have you gone to mille's cookies yet? it would really satisfy your happy receptors and give you a bushy moustache like josef stalin. then instead of posting blogs you can brush your moustache (i bet you wish you had a moustache).

Anonymous said...

hello j.ho

its me again! in case you were wondering, i wasnt the person who wrote the moohahah bit in your last blog. that means... that there are in fact at least 2 people who are obsessed about your life. i really dont want to be mixed up with that guy becuase he sounds dangerous... keep away from dangerous ganstas!

unless you are one, therefore i think you should practice from your good friend h.ip! yeah go ask your hip for advice on being a gansta.

GANGSTA GANGSTA! wear a base ball cap backwards like a GANGSTA!

WESTSIDE!

Anonymous said...

hello its me again...

whats compos mentis? does it have anything to do with compost?

this i found from dictionary.com

4 entries found for compost.
com·post n.
A mixture of decaying organic matter, as from leaves and manure, used to improve soil structure and provide nutrients.
A composition; a mixture.