Grunters etc

I have a passionate dislike for people who grunt. Grunters. Very annoying. Mrrrghh...grunters....mmrrrhgghh... extremely inconsiderate. They're just like leg-shakers - the people who share your benches/lecture rows and spontaneously decide to effect some kind of clonus-like movement - perhaps I'm just too irascible - can't take the massive chunk of timber out of my own eyes. Water is good. It sustains life. I like water.
Here are more pet peeves - dogs barking continuously; people blasting music extremely loudly from their cars with the windows down; people who like to hack up copious amounts of phlegm and splatter it on the pavement (Fools! You'll give yourself a humour imbalance!), etc etc.
Have been saying 'yada-yada' quite a fair amount lately. Found myself singing an odd combination of "Unchained Melody meets The Muppet Show" just now.
No prognostications now - time will tell. Incredibly hungry. Hyperphagic, almost - but not quite.