19 year old human male seeks female of same species. No racial, height or age bias. Devil-worshippers and those with body odour unwelcome. A love of ice-cream, corny 'inspirational' film music and the Lord of the Rings is a bonus.
The desperate youth in question is thoughtful and 'pensively quiet' (a.k.a boring and singularly untalented). Does not fidget but is a chronic fingernail-biter. Somewhat obsessive-compulsive. Underconfident and self-righteous. Kind, thoughtful and compassionate, but a pitifully vengeful swine. Dislikes tripe and noisy small children, loves salmon and gadgets that his tight-fistedness won't permit him to buy.
Send applications and flames to iisdbiwiptlmstt@yahoo.co.uk
Come on baby, let's drive each other off the cliff of sanity!
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